Are you a parent or grandparent looking for the perfect outfit for your little one? Look no further because Infant Sasshole® Attire has got you covered! Our adorable and sassy onesies and tees are sure to make a statement wherever your baby goes. With witty phrases like "Nap Queen/King" and "I only cry when ugly people hold me," your little one will definitely be the cutest sasshole in town. But it's not just about the sass - our attire is also made with comfort and quality in mind. We use soft and breathable materials, perfect for your baby's delicate skin. Plus, our sizing options range from newborn to toddler, so you can continue to dress your little sasshole as they grow. 

Description:

• Tiny Sass, Big Statement: Dress your little one in these adorable outfits and let their personality shine from the very beginning.
• Sasshole® from Day One: These outfits are designed for the sassiest infants, introducing them to a world of confidence and style.
• Softness and Style: Crafted with care, these clothes offer both comfort and fashion, perfect for baby's sensitive skin.
• Messages of Empowerment: Every piece is more than just clothing; it's a statement of empowerment and positivity.
• Because Sassy Starts Early: For parents who know that sassiness has no age restrictions, these outfits are a must-have for your little one's wardrobe.

Material & Care:

• Premium 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton.
• Heather 52% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton, 48% Polyester.
• Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
• Washing: Turn shirt inside out. Use cold water & wash with similar colors. Wash on gentle setting.
• Drying: Tumble dry on low or hang dry.
• Ironing: If ironing is necessary, make sure to turn the garment inside out.
• Do Not: Use bleach.

Print-on-Demand. Delivered With Sass.

Every Sasshole® item is made fresh — just for you.
No dusty warehouses, no overstock, no fast-fashion fluff — just custom-made attitude, printed hot off the press.

💌 Quick Shipping Summary

💁♀️ The Sass Behind the Scenes

Every order is made to order — which means a little patience goes a long way.
Production times can vary depending on the season, item type, and order volume.
✨ Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after purchase.

🌎 Where We Ship

• United States: All 50 states + U.S. territories

• International: Not available yet (our sass is still crossing borders — stay tuned 👀)

💌 Need Help?

Still got questions or need to track your sass?
Email us at support@sassholetshirts.com — our team’s got your back and your sass. 💋

We don’t do boring basics, and we don’t do endless returns — but if something’s off, we’ll fix it faster than your sassiest clapback.

💅 Custom-Made, Just for You

Every Sasshole® item is made to order (yep, just for you). That means no overstock, no waste, and no traditional returns or exchanges for sizing or “I changed my mind” moments.

So before you checkout, double-check your size and style — we want you looking sassy, not stressed.

⏰ Timing Is Everything

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery.
We’ll work our magic with a reprint or refund to keep your Sasshole® experience fabulous.

📦 When a Physical Return Is Required

On rare occasions, our print partner may require the item to be physically returned for inspection.
If that happens:

• A flat $7.50 return shipping charge will apply.

• A 15% restocking fee will be deducted from your refund.

These fees apply only when a physical return is necessary. Most issues are resolved with a reprint — no return required.

💖 Backed by Our Happiness Guarantee

Every order is covered under our No Drama, Just Sass Guarantee. That means no runaround, no hassle — just results.
If something doesn’t meet your expectations, we’ll always do our best to make it right.