Mom Made a Request. My Attorney Objected. — Toddler Graphic Tee | Little Sasshole®

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Mom made a request. My attorney objected. ⚖️😏

For the tiny human who believes every household rule deserves legal review, this Little Sasshole® toddler tee delivers courtroom-level sass in the cutest possible package.

The design turns everyday toddler defiance into a playful legal joke, with bold black or white artwork, a clean hierarchy, and the signature Little Sasshole® brand mark. It’s perfect for little negotiators, future lawyers, tiny debaters, and toddlers who always have a counterargument ready.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

⚖️ Original Little Sasshole® legal-humor phrase
😏 Funny mom-relatable toddler logic
✨ Bold black or white artwork depending on shirt color
👕 Soft, lightweight toddler tee for everyday wear
🎁 Great gift for birthdays, lawyer families, little negotiators, and sassy toddlers
🌈 Available in 9 approved Little Sasshole® colors

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Rabbit Skins 3321 Toddler Fine Jersey Tee
• 4.5 oz. fine jersey fabric
• Soft, comfortable toddler fit
• Ribbed crew neck
• Side-seam construction
• Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem
• CPSIA-compliant tracking label
• Black artwork on lighter shirt colors
• White artwork on darker shirt colors
• Little Sasshole® signature incorporated into the artwork

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use mild detergent. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Cool iron inside out if needed. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.

SIZE GUIDE

Please review the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. For the best fit, compare the measurements with a favorite toddler tee.

LITTLE SASS. BIG PERSONALITY.™

Mom made the request.

Counsel reviewed it.

The objection stands. ⚖️

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Fit & Feel

Fit

Compare the garment measurements in our Size & Fit Guide with a similar item you already love. Fit and sizing vary by garment style.

Feel

Fabric composition and hand feel vary by style. See the product details for the exact garment information.

Weight

Garment weight ranges from lightweight tees to cozy sweatshirts and hoodies, depending on the selected style.

Best For

Designed for comfortable everyday wear, layering, gifting, and unapologetic self-expression.

Free Shipping $65+

Because sassy style ships fast when you spend $65+  or more.

Ships within 7–14 days

Your order is carefully crafted and ships within 7–14 days.

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Not in love? We’ll make it right — reprint or refund. No drama, just sass.

FAQs

How do your products fit?

Fit varies by garment style. Use the Size & Fit Guide and compare the listed garment measurements with a similar item you already own. Size up only when you prefer additional ease or an intentionally oversized look.

What materials are used?

Materials vary by garment. The product details identify the specific blank, fabric composition, weight, and construction for the item you are viewing.

Will the design crack or fade?

Nope — your sass is built to last. Our designs are professionally printed to stay vibrant wash after wash when cared for properly.

How should I wash and care for my item?

Keep your sass looking fresh:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Avoid ironing directly on the design

This helps preserve both the fabric and print quality.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Because each item is made to order, we’re unable to make changes or cancellations once production begins.
Please double-check your size and color before placing your order.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days (production + shipping).

  • Production: 2–7 business days
  • Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
  • Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
  • Expedited Shipping (if available): 2–3 business days

You’ll receive tracking via email as soon as your order ships 📦

Do you offer exchanges?

Since items are made to order, we don’t offer standard exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order, we’ll absolutely make it right — just reach out to us.