Name: I’m Not a Sasshole I’m Just Allergic to BS – Women’s Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee | Sasshole®
Brand: Sasshole
SKU: 20181534126388415762
Price: 40.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Made for Women Who Say It Like It Is

This isn’t just a long sleeve — it’s a whole attitude.

For women who don’t sugarcoat, don’t hold back, and definitely don’t blend in.

Soft, relaxed, and made for real life — whether you’re layering up, heading out, or making a statement without saying a word.

Because let’s be honest… subtle was never your thing 😏

Bold. Confident. Unapologetically you.

👉 Warning: cozy vibes, bold looks, and nonstop compliments ahead 🔥

📏 Size & Fit Guide

This Sasshole® Comfort Colors® Women’s Long Sleeve T-shirt features a relaxed, unisex fit with a soft, broken-in feel and a slightly structured drape.

Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton, it delivers that signature vintage Comfort Colors look—perfect for everyday wear, layering, and effortless style.

✅ Relaxed unisex fit — roomy without feeling oversized
✅ Runs true to size with a naturally loose feel
✅ Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton — structured yet soft
✅ Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk for a lived-in look from day one
✅ Ribbed cuffs help sleeves stay in place
✅ Tubular body (no side seams) for a classic, straight drape

💬 Designed for comfort, ease, and that effortlessly cool, worn-in vibe ✨

Sizing Tips (Read This 👀)

👉 True to size = relaxed everyday fit — Expect a comfortable, slightly loose silhouette

👉 Size down for a more fitted look — Best if you want less boxiness and a closer fit

👉 Size up for an oversized / streetwear vibe — Great for layering or a more laid-back, slouchy style

👉 Fit note: This style has a slightly boxier, more structured feel than lightweight long sleeves

👉 Petite tip: Consider staying true to size or sizing down to avoid extra length

👉 Go true to size for a relaxed, everyday long sleeve fit.
👉 Size down for structure, or up for that cozy oversized look.

👉 View Full Size Guide

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FAQs

How do your products fit?

Our apparel runs true to size with a relaxed, comfortable fit.
If you prefer a more fitted look, you can size down. For a looser, oversized feel, we recommend sizing up.

What materials are used?

We use high-quality, ultra-soft fabrics designed for comfort, durability, and everyday wear.
Each product is lightweight to midweight depending on the style, making it perfect for layering or all-day comfort.

Will the design crack or fade?

Nope — your sass is built to last.
Our designs are professionally printed to stay vibrant wash after wash when cared for properly.

How should I wash and care for my item?

Keep your sass looking fresh:
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on the design

This helps preserve both the fabric and print quality.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Because each item is made to order, we’re unable to make changes or cancellations once production begins.
Please double-check your size and color before placing your order.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days (production + shipping).

• Production: 2–7 business days
• Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
• Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
• Expedited Shipping (if available): 2–3 business days

You’ll receive tracking via email as soon as your order ships 📦

What if something doesn’t fit or there’s an issue?

Since items are made to order, we don’t offer standard exchanges.
However, if there’s an issue with your order, we’ll absolutely make it right — just reach out to us.