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Fluent in Sarcasm Tee

Not a Sasshole — just fluent in sarcasm.
This bold yet playful graphic tee is made for women who speak sarcasm as a second language and aren’t afraid to show it.

Designed with a modern, flattering fit and ultra-soft fabric, this shirt brings together confidence, humor, and everyday comfort. Whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or serving looks with a side of wit, this tee says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.

Perfect for casual days, coffee runs, girls’ nights, or gifting to your favorite sarcastic queen.

✨ Because being sarcastic is a skill — and you’re fluent.


✔ Why You’ll Love It

  • Super-soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
  • Classic women’s fit with a relaxed, flattering silhouette
  • High-quality graphic print designed to last
  • Easy to dress up or down
  • Designed for women who lead with confidence and humor

👕 Fit & Fabric Details

  • Women’s classic fit
  • Crew neckline
  • Short sleeves
  • Lightweight, soft cotton blend
  • True to size (size up for a looser fit)

🎁 Perfect For

  • Sarcasm lovers
  • Confident women with attitude
  • Funny graphic tee fans
  • Casual everyday wear
  • Gifts for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself
  • Bold statement graphics made to turn heads — anywhere you go

  • Confidence-boosting designs for women who don’t apologize

  • Ultra-soft, retail-fit tees you’ll live in all year

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Made for Women Who Don’t Hold Back

Life’s too short for boring clothes — and even shorter for blending in.

 

Sasshole® was created for women who bring the sass wherever they go — unapologetically and with confidence.

 

Our tees are designed to feel soft, fit just right, and let your personality do the talking — whether you’re running errands, running meetings, or running the room.

 

Warning: May cause compliments, double takes, and “Where did you get that?” questions.

📏 Size & Fit

This Women's Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-shirt is soft, flattering, and made to show off your sass — not hide it.

Modern, retail-style fit (not boxy, not clingy)

Runs true to size for a confident, everyday look

Size up if you like your tees a little extra relaxed

Side-seamed for a better drape and a more polished silhouette

Retail-style fit — flattering without clinging.

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FAQs

How does the fit run?

Our apparel is designed for a comfortable, everyday fit. Most styles run true to size, but if you prefer a relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Be sure to check the Size & Fit section above for product-specific guidance.

Is this a good Valentine’s Day gift?

Absolutely 💘 Our Valentine’s designs are a customer favorite — fun, sassy, and perfect for gifting. Whether it’s for your partner, bestie, or yourself (self-love counts), it’s a cozy gift with personality.

What material is used, and is it comfortable?

Yes! We use high-quality, soft fabrics selected for comfort and durability. Each piece is designed to feel cozy from the first wear while holding up wash after wash.

How should I wash and care for my item?

For best results:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Avoid ironing directly on the design

This helps preserve both the fabric and the print.

Can I change or cancel my order after placing it?

Because our items are made to order, we’re unable to make changes or cancel orders once production has started. Please double-check your size, color, and shipping details before checkout.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days, which includes both production and shipping time.

  • Production: 2–7 business days
  • Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
  • Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
  • Expedited Shipping (if available): 2–3 business days

Once your order ships, tracking is sent via email so you can follow it every step of the way 📦💘

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