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Funny Valentine T-Shirt – Somewhat Sweet, Mostly A Sasshole Women’s Graphic Tee

Bold hearts deserve bold style 💖  
You may be sweet… but let’s be honest — the sass usually wins.

The “Somewhat Sweet, Mostly a Sasshole®” t-shirt is made for women who balance charm with sarcasm and wear both proudly. Playful, confident, and effortlessly funny, this tee is perfect for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s plans, or everyday sass-filled outfits.

• Soft premium cotton blend  
• Relaxed women’s fit (size up for an oversized look)  
• Lightweight and breathable for all-day comfort  
• High-quality DTG print that won’t crack or peel  

📏 **Fit & Sizing**  
Fits true to size.  
Size up for a relaxed, oversized fit.  
Please refer to the size chart before ordering.

🚚 **Production & Shipping**  
Each item is made to order just for you.  
Production time: 2–5 business days.  
Shipping times vary by location.

❤️ **The Sasshole® Promise**  
Sweet enough. Sassy always.  
Welcome to the Sasshole® lifestyle.

  • Bold, flirty Sasshole® graphics made to turn heads — wherever you wear them

  • Confident, playful styles for women who lead with sass (and don’t apologize)

  • Ultra-soft, comfy fits you’ll reach for long after Valentine’s Day

$35.00

💘 Limited-Time Seasonal Style — only available this Valentine’s season

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Made for Women Who Don’t Hold Back

Life’s too short for boring clothes — and even shorter for holding back.

 

Sasshole® was created for women who bring the sass wherever they go — unapologetically and with confidence.

 

Our tees are designed to feel soft, fit just right, and let your personality do the talking — whether you’re out running errands, meeting friends, or stealing the spotlight.

 

Warning: May cause confidence, compliments, and unsolicited “where did you get that?” questions 😘

📏 Size & Fit

This Women's Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-shirt is soft, flattering, and made to show off your sass — not hide it.

Modern, retail-style fit (not boxy, not clingy)

Runs true to size for a confident, everyday look

Size up if you like your tees a little extra relaxed

Side-seamed for a better drape and a more polished silhouette

Retail-style fit — flattering without clinging.

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FAQs

How does the fit run?

Our apparel is designed for a comfortable, everyday fit. Most styles run true to size, but if you prefer a relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Be sure to check the Size & Fit section above for product-specific guidance.

Is this a good Valentine’s Day gift?

Absolutely 💘 Our Valentine’s designs are a customer favorite — fun, sassy, and perfect for gifting. Whether it’s for your partner, bestie, or yourself (self-love counts), it’s a cozy gift with personality.

What material is used, and is it comfortable?

Yes! We use high-quality, soft fabrics selected for comfort and durability. Each piece is designed to feel cozy from the first wear while holding up wash after wash.

How should I wash and care for my item?

For best results:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Avoid ironing directly on the design

This helps preserve both the fabric and the print.

Can I change or cancel my order after placing it?

Because our items are made to order, we’re unable to make changes or cancel orders once production has started. Please double-check your size, color, and shipping details before checkout.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days, which includes both production and shipping time.

  • Production: 2–7 business days
  • Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
  • Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
  • Expedited Shipping (if available): 2–3 business days

Once your order ships, tracking is sent via email so you can follow it every step of the way 📦💘

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