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Funny Toddler Girl Shirt | Mom Said No Dessert Tee | Sassy Quote Kids T-Shirt | Little Sasshole® Cute Graphic Tee | Risk Baby Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee by Sasshole® Clothing
Funny Toddler Girl Shirt | Mom Said No Dessert Tee | Sassy Quote Kids T-Shirt | Little Sasshole® Cute Graphic Tee | Risk Baby Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee by Sasshole® Clothing
Funny Toddler Girl Shirt | Mom Said No Dessert Tee | Sassy Quote Kids T-Shirt | Little Sasshole® Cute Graphic Tee | Risk Baby Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee by Sasshole® Clothing
Funny Toddler Girl Shirt | Mom Said No Dessert Tee | Sassy Quote Kids T-Shirt | Little Sasshole® Cute Graphic Tee | Risk Baby Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee by Sasshole® Clothing
Funny Toddler Girl Shirt | Mom Said No Dessert Tee | Sassy Quote Kids T-Shirt | Little Sasshole® Cute Graphic Tee | Risk Baby Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee by Sasshole® Clothing

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Funny Toddler Girl Tee – Little Sasshole Dessert Risk Quote T-Shirt

 

🍰 Because life without dessert is just… not an option.

For the toddler who negotiates like a CEO and treats snack time like a strategy session, the Little Sasshole® “Mom Said No Dessert. I Said What’s Life Without Risk?” tee brings bold personality in the cutest way possible.

Soft, breathable, and designed for everyday mischief, this graphic toddler shirt is perfect for little girls who live on the edge of snack-time rebellion (adorably, of course).

 

💕 Why Parents Love It:

  • Soft, lightweight cotton gentle on sensitive toddler skin

  • Bold dessert quote graphic that sparks smiles & conversation

  • Durable print that stays vibrant wash after wash

  • Classic toddler fit for daycare, playdates & birthday parties

✨ Sweet. Sassy. Slightly rebellious. Completely adorable.

💗 Big personality. Tiny human.
Made for little ones who already run the house.

✨ Playful, statement-making graphics
Designed to spark smiles, giggles, and “Where did you get that?” everywhere you go.

🧸 Ultra-soft & kid-approved comfy
Cozy fits made for playdates, naps, snack breaks, and sass-filled adventures.

💖 Made for real-life toddler energy
Durable prints that hold up to washing, twirling, and toddler-level chaos.

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Made for Little Humans With Big Sass

 

Because big personalities don’t come in quiet sizes.

 

Little Sasshole™ was created for tiny trendsetters who already run the house. Soft, comfy, and full of personality — these tees are made for snack breaks, playdates, and sass-filled adventures.

 

Cute. Confident. Completely unforgettable.

📏 Size & Fit

This Toddler Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-Shirt is soft, lightweight, and designed for everyday play — comfy enough for all-day wear, cute enough for nonstop compliments.

Retail-style fit — slightly tailored (not boxy)

Runs true to size for most toddlers

Lightweight & breathable for active little ones

Side-seamed construction for better shape and durability

Crew neckline for easy on/off

     Sizing Tips (read this 👀)

Order your child’s usual size for a standard fit

Size up if between sizes or for a roomier, relaxed fit

Designed to allow comfortable movement (no stiff or tight feel)

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FAQs

How does the Little Sasshole™ tee fit?

Our toddler tees run true to size with a comfy, classic fit — not tight, not boxy.
If your little one is between sizes or you prefer a slightly roomier fit, we recommend sizing up.

 

(Always reference Size & Fit section above.)

Is the fabric soft enough for sensitive toddler skin?

Yes! We use high-quality, lightweight cotton blends that are soft, breathable, and comfy for all-day play. No scratchy feel. No stiff fabric.

 

Designed for snack time, nap time, and sass time.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

Our designs are professionally printed for durability.
With proper care (cold wash, inside out), the print stays vibrant wash after wash — even through toddler-level chaos.

How should I wash and care for it?

Keep your sass fresh:

 

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on the design

This helps preserve both fabric and print.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Because each tee is made to order, we can’t make changes once production begins. Please double-check size and color before checkout.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days, which includes both production and shipping time.

  • Production: 2–7 business days
  • Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
  • Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
  • Expedited Shipping (if available): 2–3 business days

Once your order ships, tracking is sent via email so you can follow it every step of the way 📦💘

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