{"product_id":"santa-s-favorite-sasshole-christmas-sweatshirt-funny-holiday-women-s-cozy-pullover","title":"Santa’s Favorite Sasshole — Women’s Christmas Sweatshirt | Sasshole®","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta called… he said you’re his favorite. 🎅✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sweet. Not subtle. Definitely not basic.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the sweatshirt for the woman who shows up to the holiday party with attitude, humor, and zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, cozy, and made for real life (and real personalities), this isn’t your average Christmas sweater—it’s your \u003cem\u003estatement piece\u003c\/em\u003e. The one that gets laughs, compliments, and maybe a few raised eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause let’s be honest… you were never on the “nice” list anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💖 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUltra-soft, cozy fleece interior (aka: you won’t want to take it off)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design that actually stands out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable print made to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect mix of comfort + attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎄 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoliday parties (skip the ugly sweater, upgrade to sass)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy nights in with a glass of wine 🍷\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for your sassiest friend (or yourself… obviously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual winter outfits with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Details, Sizes \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex crewneck fit (not oversized). Order your usual size for an easy fit, or size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, cozy cotton-blend fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL (4XL and 5XL in select colors)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order, just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't bleach, and don't iron directly on the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure about your size? Check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sweatshirt-size-shirt\"\u003esweatshirt size chart\u003c\/a\u003e before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more holiday sass? Shop the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sasshole-christmas-sweatshirt\"\u003eChristmas Sweatshirt Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear it. Own it. Let them deal with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause life’s too short for boring holiday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sasshole","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":47856538517736,"sku":"31986269925763247440","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47856538583272,"sku":"12265018948344780536","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856538550504,"sku":"34020449748749680749","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":47856538452200,"sku":"23451498460067512787","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856538484968,"sku":"31347562599231299546","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856538616040,"sku":"29752782332375452157","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856538681576,"sku":"15621677699740390499","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856538648808,"sku":"11527465652148073706","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":47856538779880,"sku":"16094703878367058423","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47856538845416,"sku":"32033817314942025966","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856538812648,"sku":"28152297986714450410","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":47856538714344,"sku":"12362492577779285226","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856538747112,"sku":"21425438389615455457","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856538878184,"sku":"28036256612148451620","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856538943720,"sku":"85547185915691276400","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856538910952,"sku":"13488558315741424761","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":47856539042024,"sku":"28495169506347436352","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47856539107560,"sku":"70335173944293334802","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856539074792,"sku":"27798602996634195508","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":47856538976488,"sku":"26928980369740048575","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856539009256,"sku":"32802073916437093046","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856539140328,"sku":"18275242627061617238","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856539205864,"sku":"24580654418886020733","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856539173096,"sku":"16003468562677420750","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":47856539304168,"sku":"31197952181426969944","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47856539369704,"sku":"84935014877617608134","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856539336936,"sku":"20586829041948267795","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":47856539238632,"sku":"46371780206640556729","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856539271400,"sku":"13465001026122828332","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856539402472,"sku":"23758716174633456025","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856539468008,"sku":"13796613734179279686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856539435240,"sku":"27435050451281235411","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":47856539566312,"sku":"15726889434899042865","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47856539631848,"sku":"14193691043161714841","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856539599080,"sku":"79530534816802559965","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":47856539500776,"sku":"21448744163026126553","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856539533544,"sku":"25565189586500088792","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856539664616,"sku":"14849700196312427158","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856539730152,"sku":"12455608993158835185","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856539697384,"sku":"16048678154075939517","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":47856539828456,"sku":"22601184958905503854","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47856539893992,"sku":"34713902395012983248","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856539861224,"sku":"26023091120363168031","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":47856539762920,"sku":"46763659056784915174","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856539795688,"sku":"14250912930916443170","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856539926760,"sku":"33483930384833404183","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Scarlet Red","offer_id":47856539992296,"sku":"25213410111492727027","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":47856539959528,"sku":"15201157645670459786","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":47856540090600,"sku":"11696294056823654892","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":47856540156136,"sku":"17440153363744918070","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856540123368,"sku":"30209721944678649895","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Ash","offer_id":47856540025064,"sku":"22762089535278132417","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856540057832,"sku":"32996870732690808761","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856540188904,"sku":"31530117861486220183","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":47856540287208,"sku":"57897797837853794581","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":47856540352744,"sku":"23356568620842263391","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47856540319976,"sku":"16793825670142977777","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Ash","offer_id":47856540221672,"sku":"26790465183207848766","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":47856540254440,"sku":"20946480171467852474","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47856540385512,"sku":"61181763047649981772","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/8186\/0584\/files\/RedFlatlay_75f9cadb-8c45-43ae-9fb7-3064b70aec12.jpg?v=1766685143","url":"https:\/\/sassholetshirts.com\/products\/santa-s-favorite-sasshole-christmas-sweatshirt-funny-holiday-women-s-cozy-pullover","provider":"Sasshole®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}